Or … ‘Cheap wine …
Or … ‘Cheap wine and a three legged dog’ … I seriously thought it was that for years. I’m not proud.

Cheap clip and …
Cheap clip and three day growth.

Ive never really …
Ive never really found three day growth very appealing but I have to say that Jimmy can pull off the look for sure.

WAS??!!?!? you’d …
WAS??!!?!? you’d SO still hit that.

Great song.And film …
Great song.And film clip.Classic.

OMG Jimmy Barnes …
OMG Jimmy Barnes was so hot!

probably my …
probably my favourite ‘misheard’ lyric has to be: cheap wine and three gay goats.

Brilliant!

your an idiot, most …
your an idiot, most people in the 80’s drove holdens. he said he used to drive a foreign car because he was implying that he was better off. you!

Girls can do this …
Girls can do this song too. Check out Tina Arena’s cover on Volume 1 of Andrew Denton’s “Musical Challenge”. From memory, I think she sings “Cheap wine and the feeling goes”

dave barnsey will …
dave barnsey will back hand you

Ironically enough, …
Ironically enough, i became obsessed with this song a year ago when i would sit up to 4 am with a three day shave and a bottle of cheap wine from the Asian grocer.

goin to see jim …
goin to see jim tomorow so if you cant handle it well thats your problem

cheap wine and a …
cheap wine and a big bag of dope

its a great song
its a great song

Barnesy looks just …
Barnesy looks just so…gorgeous! Bloody why do we haveta get old!

people are proud of …
people are proud of their nation when they have nothing else to be proud of.

Dave, most people I …
Dave, most people I knew in 82 drove Holdens you dick. How old are you, ’bout 19 or so? Plus are you hinting you’re a Yank?
’nuff said mate. You had a failed Hollywood actor as a president back then son, not to mention the last couple with your retarded cowboy.

an he’s still at it …
an he’s still at it, apparently.

barnsey is one of …
barnsey is one of australias greatest

yup, i’m proud to …
yup, i’m proud to be AUSTRALIAN!
XD

Since when did song …
Since when did song lyrics have to make sense? Dave stop pulling yourself mate

bro ur dumb his …
bro ur dumb his sayin he wouldnt drive a foreign cars these days

If all men looked …
If all men looked as good as he does in tight black jeans wid a 3 day gro id be in heaven lol!

Dave ya a …
Dave ya a idiot mate, enjoy the song lol.

The lyrics dont …
The lyrics dont really make sense. “once …I drove a foreign car”. In Australia, the *majority* of cars are foreign. Driving a foreign car, even in 1980, was and is the NORM. In the USA, on the other hand, most cars back in 1980 were American (and even today it’s about 50/50). Obviously the lyrics were written by an American…